Vasssar College

so i just got back from playing a show at Vassar
it was mainly filled with scensters who thought themselves to self righteous to pay 5 dollars so bands could pay for gas and get home. although there were also a lot of very nice individuals as well. one girl at the show looked exactly like my ex so i decided to smoke about a half a gram of opium during the set to combat the brooding sensitivity to such things. i dropped my keyboard about 4 times and probably scared most of the coeds due to my shaking. after the set i was kind of sick and to opiated to go get drunk and talk to girls so i sat in the van curled up in my sweater for the rest of the night listening to the new pere ubu album "why i hate women"

if you would like me to play at your school, tell me! and put me through to the appropriate people! don't worry, i wont do drugs on stage unless its ok.